1. 17 May


    Bart was so disappointed that his lunchbox shrunk 3 sizes that day.

    (via bejamin)

     

  2. 1 May


    kissmyfassion: Channing Tatum when he was an actual working stripper looks kinda like joe

    kissmyfassion:


    Channing Tatum when he was an actual working stripper

    looks kinda like joe

    (via s-e-xandcats)

     

  3. 26 Apr



    bejamin:

    OH MY GOD, YOU GOT A 10 YEAR OLD PICTURE THAT HAS BEEN USED IN INTERNET JOKES AND WROTE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW YOU LIKE ON IT.

    YOU DID IT

    YOU DID THE MEMES

    YOU DID THE INTERNET JOKE

    U R SO FUNNY

    these facebook “x memes” pages make me want to vomit “hey le guise I made a le meme le XD”

    See, the bold white impact font with the thick white border around it combined with the image of a familiar thing tells me that the pictures is funny. I am so glad that I don’t have to think about whether or not I have to laugh anymore when I can just look for these things.

     

  4. 6 Apr


    bejamin: did-you-kno: Source I doubt its the place, moreso the food they eat and the fact that they eat like 1/3 of the average white person. Overeating shortens your lifespan a fair bit some say I think by “healthiest place” they meant “place with high amount of healthy people”.

    bejamin:

    did-you-kno:

    Source

    I doubt its the place, moreso the food they eat and the fact that they eat like 1/3 of the average white person. Overeating shortens your lifespan a fair bit some say

    I think by “healthiest place” they meant “place with high amount of healthy people”.

     

  5. 29 Mar



    hannah: pluckypalaeontologist: cumaeansibyl: vomohiper: dignified-and-old:...

    bejamin:

    pluckypalaeontologist:

    cumaeansibyl:

    vomohiper:

    dignified-and-old:

    larry-in-the-tardis:

    abhortion:

    I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

    Intelligent people have messier handwriting because…

    I just think people write as they’ve learned to write, the majority of people don’t even seem to hold a pen properly so you can’t expect their writing to be flawless. I’d say the whole “smarter people have messier handwriting” idea is just due to the fact that people in higher education have to write ridiculously fast so their handwriting suffers for it. It’s not because they’re thinking quicker, just scribbling at max speed to get the shit down.

    Holy shit at that entire string of reblogs. You folks really can get angry at anything can’t you?

     

  6. 17 Mar


    helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver That show had a lot of suss sounding stuff in it. I’m pretty sure they reference an amusement park called “Wanky Land” in one episode.

    helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver

    That show had a lot of suss sounding stuff in it. I’m pretty sure they reference an amusement park called “Wanky Land” in one episode.

    (via bejamin)

     

  7. 2 Mar


    Maybe it was a pun. Context?

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via bejamin)

     

  8. 24 Feb


    tyl0rs: cruci4l: fuck I have to reblog this every time I see it cause it’s just he most realest thing I’ve ever seen how is this the wisest thing i’ve seen concerning internet bullying or even the internet in general

    tyl0rs:

    cruci4l:

    fuck I have to reblog this every time I see it cause it’s just he most realest thing I’ve ever seen

    how is this the wisest thing i’ve seen concerning internet bullying

    or even the internet in general

    (Source: gabbyroars)

     

  9. 20 Feb



    Bejamin: Why is the world (Or more likely just tumblr and white America)...

    bejamin:

    Why is the world (Or more likely just tumblr and white America) getting to the point where if a piece of media doesn’t include every race, gender, religion or creed, and also cast them in a positive light it’s racist/sexist/genderist/ableist/tumblrist.

    Also nobody wants to go to a mall bathroom…

    I’m pretty sure it’s mostly just tumblr. The types of folks mentioned in your post tend to talk a lot about it here because they don’t really have anywhere else to talk about it and have people agree with them. IIRC it’s called a hugbox.


    inb4 someone points out the irony coming from me posting something that agrees with you.

     

  10. 14 Feb


    Thick textbook is thick #redhat #textbook #rhel

    Thick textbook is thick #redhat #textbook #rhel